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We're currently optimizing our own chaos. Our developers are turning excessive amounts of caffeine into code, wrestling with SQL queries, and trying to figure out why that one <div> won't center itself.

We're currently optimizing our own chaos. Our developers are turning excessive amounts of caffeine into code, wrestling with SQL queries, and trying to figure out why that one <div> won't center itself.

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developer@optidien-hq:~$ ./deploy.sh
[info] Initializing productivity engine...
[info] Loading motivation modules [Done]
[warn] Caffeine levels critical. Refill needed.
[error] Failed to align items: center. Trying 'flexbox magic'.
[info] Still compiling awesomeness... Stuck at 99%.
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